Got this off a link from gorillamask.net (one of the funniest sites on the Web)
Top Ten WTF? US Sex Laws from collegetimes.com
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. (That's just wrong)
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. (depends on if it's a 2 a.m. pick up or not)
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Ore., to talk dirty during intercourse. (Mud, filth, sweat grime).
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia. (whole lot of scofflaws in the ATL).
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC. ( what about with Marion Barry and a crack pipe?)
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. ( No need. If she's orgasming, she's already seeing fireworks).
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. (Huh? Is that even possible?)
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida. ( Do I make you horny, Baby? well don't get all prickly about it)
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65. (After that she's not hot enough any more).
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. (Aye, chihuahua!)
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